
SpongeBob: Here's my first month's rent.Krabs: Hold on! This ain't no hotel, son. SpongeBob: That's right, I'm going to live here from now on, so I'll never ever be tardy pants again.SpongeBob: SpongeBob reporting for duty, sir.
Krabs: SpongeBob? What in Neptune's Navy is going on here? I'll make the Krusty Krab just like home. What is it? Do I miss my old clock? Maybe it's my old bed.
Squidward: If you love it so much, why don't you just live here?. Krabs: What? Uh, okay, uh, then, wipe down the salad bar. SpongeBob: No! No! You have to punish me!. SpongeBob: I was a minute late for work!. SpongeBob: No! Please don't throw me out in the street! I'm so sorry for what I did!. SpongeBob: I'm on it! Nothing a dedicated, on-time employee can't handle. One Krabby Patty, Krabby Fries, and Krabby Drink in three seconds flat. SpongeBob: Order up! Here you go, sir. Squidward: One Krabby Patty and Krabby Fries for table four. You better think of something to save your job. Krabs going to say? TardyPants! You, sir, are a TardyPants! Wait 'till Mr. Dah! Why isn't it working- Whoa, Gary, what happened? Agh, I'm late for work! Oh, my gosh, only twenty seconds to go! What the.? Bridge out? Hopscotch! Almost there. Oh, I just got to get some sleep! There's only one thing for this. Just close my eyes and go to sleep.just close my. Clickety poo! And close my eyes and go to sleep. SpongeBob: I'm just going to turn out the lights. SpongeBob: Gotta hurry, Gary! The sooner I get to bed, the sooner I'll get to sleep, and the sooner I get to sleep, the sooner I'll wake up, and the sooner I wake up, ooh ho-ho! The sooner I get to go to work at the best job in the whole wide world: The Krusty Krab! Now, to just put on these sleepy time blinders, before I run excitedly to bed. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode " New Digs" from season 5, which aired on July 25, 2007. " Krabs à la Mode" List of episode transcripts